
Glossier Products Ranked
* These are just our opinions on the current lineup at Glossier. We love the brand and have these comments because we have tried literally all of them.
Spoiler: Lele doesn’t love Balm Dot Com, so don’t expect that precious cult favorite to rank too highly.
Let’s Begin.
Skincare
1. Solution
I can tell whenever I stop using this product. The packaging is great and you really get every last drop!
2. Priming Moisturizer
This is perfect for under foundation; you can also use it to dilute a fuller coverage foundation.
3. Invisible Shield
The perfect size to keep in your purse to refresh your SPF throughout the day. It works great under foundations as well!
4. Moon Mask
This is a great mask to use overnight. It moisturizes your skin and you wake up refreshed and smooth.
5. Milky Jelly
Since this is a gentle cleaner make sure you really work it into the skin. I use it with my Foreo Luna. The travel option is also the perfect size.
6. Milky Oil
I swear this is the only product that will get colorslide off. I use my Face Halo with it and it works great.
7. Priming Moisturizer Rich
This is great for the winter when you need a little extra hydration. I don’t love with the packaging that you have to dip your finger into the bottle.
8. Futuredew
If you have dry skin this is great to get an extra glow.
9. Bubblewrap
This works great for underneath makeup. I don’t notice a huge difference in my under eye issues, but it make me feel hydrated for the day.
10. Soothing Face Mist
The mist on this is so fine! It is perfect. The rose water is okay, nothing special. I keep the packaging and refill it with a less expensive product.
11. Zit Stick
This is good for when you’re on the go. I always take it with me when I travel since it’s so easy to pack. If you use it too much though it can cause a dry patch.
12. Priming Moisturizer Balance
If you have oily skin, don’t bother. This would not be the best combination for you.
13. Balm Dot Com
I don’t understand the hype on these. The packaging isn’t my favorite; I wish there was a nice applicator. Also the formula separates after awhile; especially the birthday one. There are better lip balms.
14. Galaxy Mask
This is an alright mask. It is just nothing special.
15. Super Trio
I honestly don’t think any of the serums do anything.
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Makeup
1. Lash Slick
This is such a great mascara! It makes your eyelashes look so wispy and separated.
2. Cloud Paint
The formula is so great and I’m glad that they have come out with my shades to accommodate different skin tones. A little goes a long way.
3. Boy Brow
As someone who has very bushy, this is perfect. All my hairs stay in place throughout the day.
4. Haloscope
Oof. This highlight. Honestly it melts into the skin and shines so nicely in the sun. If you have oily skin it might be too much.
5. Wowder
This is a very nice setting powder; especially for oily skin. It creates a nice and matte finish to your face while keeping everything in place.
6. Brow Flick
Once you get used to this product it is great. The tip is so fine and goes on very natural.
7. Gen G
So far the most popular shade is Leo. It looks great on all skin tones and has a nice blotted look. The new packaging is nice and feels more sturdy.
8. Lip Gloss
The OG lip gloss is the best. A little sticky, but has such a glass-like finish. The red and glitter ones are nice as well.
9. Concealer
This is an oily concealer that is good for general imperfections on the face. If your under eyes crease easily I would not reach for this one, but if they are on the drier side, this might work.
10. Lidstar
This is a nice little wash of color and especially nice to travel with. These are great for an inner corner highlight. You can layer them, but just be careful otherwise it might get a little patchy.
11. Pro Tip
This is the most fine liquid liner I’ve ever used. It is really easy to use if you’re doing a quick liner. If you want to make it thicker you might need a little bit of practice. Mistakes will be seen.
12. Skin Tint
I like this product, but most people don’t. It is great for the summer to give a nice even skin tone. I’m glad that they added more shades to be more inclusive; it is very sheer so there is also some wiggle room.
13. Skywash
These are not that bad. You have to work quickly, but when they dry down they don’t budge. I just don’t understand these colors at all.
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Body
1. You Perfume
Your daily scent. I’m in love with it so much I put some drops in my diffuser. My room smells like a Glossier store. They really need to come out with a candle.
2. Exfoliating Bar
This reminds me of a Lush product I love. It really does exfoliate and smooth your skin.
3. Hand Cream
I like this product. Love that they donated so many to healthcare workers. I just don’t love the packaging. I have to violently shake it to get the product to the top and squeeze.
4. Oil Wash
I do like this product. I just think they went a little overboard with the scent. Woof.
5. Dry-Oil Mist
This is alright. Nothing crazy great about it.
6. Body Lotion
Again, just alright.
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Honorable Mentions
The Pink Pouch
I get it. They’re cute, but they rip SO easily. I am thankful that they started allowing the ‘less packaging’ at checkout. You don’t get that option in store. I have a dozen of these and don’t know what to do with them.
Discontinued
Early in 2021, Glossier decided to remove all of the products from the Play launch. In 2020 they announced that gelee was being discontinued due to environmental reasons. Along with this, they changed the packaging for the remaining product because.. well, it was so excessive. I didn’t love the lip vinyl, but will miss the colorslide. I have most of them, but still. Most of all I will miss the sharpener. It was so good. I also have two.