Glossier Products Ranked

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* These are just our opinions on the current lineup at Glossier. We love the brand and have these comments because we have tried literally all of them.

Spoiler: Lele doesn’t love Balm Dot Com, so don’t expect that precious cult favorite to rank too highly.

Let’s Begin.

Skincare

1. Solution

I can tell whenever I stop using this product. The packaging is great and you really get every last drop!

2. Priming Moisturizer

This is perfect for under foundation; you can also use it to dilute a fuller coverage foundation.

3. Invisible Shield

The perfect size to keep in your purse to refresh your SPF throughout the day. It works great under foundations as well!

4. Moon Mask

This is a great mask to use overnight. It moisturizes your skin and you wake up refreshed and smooth.

5. Milky Jelly

Since this is a gentle cleaner make sure you really work it into the skin. I use it with my Foreo Luna. The travel option is also the perfect size.

6. Milky Oil

I swear this is the only product that will get colorslide off. I use my Face Halo with it and it works great.

7. Priming Moisturizer Rich

This is great for the winter when you need a little extra hydration. I don’t love with the packaging that you have to dip your finger into the bottle.

8. Futuredew

If you have dry skin this is great to get an extra glow.

9. Bubblewrap

This works great for underneath makeup. I don’t notice a huge difference in my under eye issues, but it make me feel hydrated for the day.

10. Soothing Face Mist

The mist on this is so fine! It is perfect. The rose water is okay, nothing special. I keep the packaging and refill it with a less expensive product.

11. Zit Stick

This is good for when you’re on the go. I always take it with me when I travel since it’s so easy to pack. If you use it too much though it can cause a dry patch.

12. Priming Moisturizer Balance

If you have oily skin, don’t bother. This would not be the best combination for you.

13. Balm Dot Com

I don’t understand the hype on these. The packaging isn’t my favorite; I wish there was a nice applicator. Also the formula separates after awhile; especially the birthday one. There are better lip balms.

14. Galaxy Mask

This is an alright mask. It is just nothing special.

15. Super Trio

I honestly don’t think any of the serums do anything.

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Makeup

1. Lash Slick

This is such a great mascara! It makes your eyelashes look so wispy and separated.

2. Cloud Paint

The formula is so great and I’m glad that they have come out with my shades to accommodate different skin tones. A little goes a long way.

3. Boy Brow

As someone who has very bushy, this is perfect. All my hairs stay in place throughout the day.

4. Haloscope

Oof. This highlight. Honestly it melts into the skin and shines so nicely in the sun. If you have oily skin it might be too much.

5. Wowder

This is a very nice setting powder; especially for oily skin. It creates a nice and matte finish to your face while keeping everything in place.

6. Brow Flick

Once you get used to this product it is great. The tip is so fine and goes on very natural.

7. Gen G

So far the most popular shade is Leo. It looks great on all skin tones and has a nice blotted look. The new packaging is nice and feels more sturdy.

8. Lip Gloss

The OG lip gloss is the best. A little sticky, but has such a glass-like finish. The red and glitter ones are nice as well.

9. Concealer

This is an oily concealer that is good for general imperfections on the face. If your under eyes crease easily I would not reach for this one, but if they are on the drier side, this might work.

10. Lidstar

This is a nice little wash of color and especially nice to travel with. These are great for an inner corner highlight. You can layer them, but just be careful otherwise it might get a little patchy.

11. Pro Tip

This is the most fine liquid liner I’ve ever used. It is really easy to use if you’re doing a quick liner. If you want to make it thicker you might need a little bit of practice. Mistakes will be seen.

12. Skin Tint

I like this product, but most people don’t. It is great for the summer to give a nice even skin tone. I’m glad that they added more shades to be more inclusive; it is very sheer so there is also some wiggle room.

13. Skywash

These are not that bad. You have to work quickly, but when they dry down they don’t budge. I just don’t understand these colors at all.

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Body

1. You Perfume

Your daily scent. I’m in love with it so much I put some drops in my diffuser. My room smells like a Glossier store. They really need to come out with a candle.

2. Exfoliating Bar

This reminds me of a Lush product I love. It really does exfoliate and smooth your skin.

3. Hand Cream

I like this product. Love that they donated so many to healthcare workers. I just don’t love the packaging. I have to violently shake it to get the product to the top and squeeze.

4. Oil Wash

I do like this product. I just think they went a little overboard with the scent. Woof.

5. Dry-Oil Mist

This is alright. Nothing crazy great about it.

6. Body Lotion

Again, just alright.

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Honorable Mentions

The Pink Pouch

I get it. They’re cute, but they rip SO easily. I am thankful that they started allowing the ‘less packaging’ at checkout. You don’t get that option in store. I have a dozen of these and don’t know what to do with them.

Discontinued

Early in 2021, Glossier decided to remove all of the products from the Play launch. In 2020 they announced that gelee was being discontinued due to environmental reasons. Along with this, they changed the packaging for the remaining product because.. well, it was so excessive. I didn’t love the lip vinyl, but will miss the colorslide. I have most of them, but still. Most of all I will miss the sharpener. It was so good. I also have two.

 

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